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Humorous Signs

This collection of solid brass humorous signs offers timeless style along with some entertaining and often risqué messages. The range has been cast using traditional methods and even makes for thoughtful yet funny gifts for loved ones.

Please note, the letters and numbers on custom house sign products will arrive unassembled unless you ask for them to be fitted when you place your order.

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  1. Normal Price: £18.99

    Sale Price: 17.09 £17.09

    Product Code: SP205/PBL
    Dimensions & Specification
    50mm (2")
    3mm
    170mm (6.7")
    152mm (6")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  2. Product Information

    This humorous metal sign is perfect for those who love quirky remarks. Suitable for a business or as a gift to friends and family, it is sure to get heads turning. Finished in green. 

    Normal Price: £10.08

    Sale Price: 8.57 £8.57

    Only 1 remaining available

    Product Code: UKDI1694
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    400mm
    300mm
    10mm
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  3. Product Information

    A lovely addition to any home, this hand-painted sign has been expertly crafted from robust cast iron and is the perfect positive daily reminder. Finished in white, this sign features bold black ‘DON’T WORRY, BEE HAPPY’ lettering and a little bee motif adorning its front. Perfect for placement within a lounge, dining room, or office setting, this wall mounted design comes complete with two pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £13.98

    Sale Price: 11.88 £11.88

    Product Code: UKDI3047
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    180mm (7.1")
    130mm (5.1")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.42kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  4. Product Information

    A must-have for any quirky home office, workshop, or studio setting, this risqué sign has been handcrafted from robust cast iron and finished in black. Complete with bold white ‘TOO BUSY FOR BULLSH*T’ lettering across its front, this sign has been specifically designed for wall mounting and will add ample personality to your chosen space for many years to come. Complete with two pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £9.98

    Sale Price: 8.49 £8.49

    Product Code: UKDI3038
    Dimensions & Specification
    60mm (2.4")
    220mm (8.7")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.33kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  5. Product Information

    This charmingly humorous sign has been handcrafted from cast iron and finished in black. Featuring hand-painted white lettering across the centre, this sign is the perfect gift for any dog lover. Complete with two pre-drilled screw holes, this sign is ready to be fitted wherever is desired.

    Normal Price: £9.00

    Sale Price: 7.65 £7.65

    Product Code: UKDI1350
    Dimensions & Specification
    60mm
    320mm
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  6. Product Information

    The perfect addition to any commercial bar or home bar setting, this stylish sign has been expertly crafted from high-quality cast iron and finished in a bold red. Complete with a black border and black ‘HAPPY HOURS BAR’ lettering adorning its framework, this arrow-shaped design would look perfect fitted to any wall or gate. Complete with three pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £13.98

    Sale Price: 11.88 £11.88

    3 remaining available

    Product Code: UKDI3046
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    100mm (3.9")
    190mm (7.5")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.62kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  7. Product Information

    Featuring a traditional emblem shape, this unique wall sign has been crafted from robust cast iron and would add a touch of humour to any interior or exterior setting. Finished in a sleek midnight black and adorned with contrasting white ‘IN 1832 ON THIS SPOT NOTHING HAPPENED’ lettering, this sign has been specifically designed for wall mounting. Complete with two pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £9.98

    Sale Price: 8.49 £8.49

    Product Code: UKDI3043
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    110mm (4.3")
    100mm (3.9")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.21kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  8. Product Information

    Handcrafted from robust cast iron and finished in a bold white effect, this unique sign would look ideal within any interior space and is the perfect daily life affirmation. Featuring contrasting black ‘DO WHAT’S RIGHT, NOT WHAT’S EASY’ lettering adorning its front, this sign would look perfect placed within an office, bedroom, or workshop setting. Complete with pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation and use.

    Normal Price: £9.98

    Sale Price: 8.49 £8.49

    Product Code: UKDI3040/WHT
    Dimensions & Specification
    80mm (3.1")
    170mm (6.7")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.33kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    Handcrafted from robust cast iron and finished in a sleek midnight black, this humorous sign is the perfect addition to any bar, pub, or home entertainment area. Complete with bold white ‘IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU NEED ANOTHER BEER’ lettering across its front, this sign would look ideal fitted to a wall or wooden bar surface. Supplied with pre-drilled fixing holes for quick and easy installation.

    Normal Price: £9.98

    Sale Price: 8.49 £8.49

    Product Code: UKDI3039/BLK
    Dimensions & Specification
    60mm (2.4")
    300mm (11.8")
    10mm (0.4")
    0.33kg
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    Solid brass Golfers Never Die They Just Loose Their Balls sign.

    Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws.

    Normal Price: £18.99

    Sale Price: 17.09 £17.09

    Product Code: SP542/PBL
    Dimensions & Specification
    55mm (2.2")
    276mm (10.9")
    300g
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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