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Humorous Signs

This collection of solid brass humorous signs offers timeless style along with some entertaining and often risqué messages. The range has been cast using traditional methods and even makes for thoughtful yet funny gifts for loved ones.

Please note, the letters and numbers on custom house sign products will arrive unassembled unless you ask for them to be fitted when you place your order.

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  1. Product Information

    Crafted from cast iron and finished in its natural finish, this sign is ideal for placement in bar areas, outside sunrooms or man caves. Complete with hand painted white lettering which reads ‘Save Water, Drink Beer’, this sign features two pre-drilled holes on either side for easy installation to the desired location.

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI1348
    Dimensions & Specification
    400g
    6cm (2.3")
    22cm (8.6")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  2. Product Information

    Crafted from cast iron and finished in a brilliant white finish, this house sign is ideal for placement on gates and walls, whether that be in bathrooms, living spaces or hallways. Complete with hand painted black lettering, this rectangle sign features two pre-drilled holes for easy installation to the desired area.

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI607
    Dimensions & Specification
    400g
    6cm (2.3")
    22cm (8.6")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    Crafted from high quality cast iron and finished in its natural finish, this sign features the words ‘IF OUR DOGS DON'T LIKE YOU, WE PROBABLY WON'T EITHER’ in a hand painted white finish for easy viewing. Complete with fourpre-drilled holes in the sign it makes for easy installation to the desired location.  

    Normal Price: £18.00

    April Offer (while stocks last): 14.4 £14.40

    Product Code: UKDI2924
    Dimensions & Specification
    200g
    24cm (9.4")
    16cm (6.2")
    1cm (0.3")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  4. Product Information

    Crafted from high quality cast iron and finished in its natural finish, this sign features the words ‘SHUT, THE FRONT DOOR’ in a hand painted white finish for easy viewing. Complete with two pre-drilled holes in the sign it makes for easy installation to the desired location.  

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI731
    Dimensions & Specification
    500grams
    9cm (3.5")
    20cm (8")
    1cm (0.3")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    Finished in white, this cast iron sign features the words “Never Mind the Dog, Beware of the Owner” in a hand painted black finish. The rectangular sign features two pre-drilled holes on either end for easy installation to the desired wall.

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI1353
    Dimensions & Specification
    400grams
    6cm (2")
    22cm (9")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    Crafted from cast iron and finished in a bright white finish, this humorous sign features the words ‘NO STUPID PEOPLE’ which has been hand painted in black.  With two pre-drilled holes in either side of the sign, it makes for easy installation to the desired wall. A fun and quirky addition to any home, office, or café.

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI3024
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    40g
    6cm (2")
    22cm (9")
    1cm (0.4")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    The perfect father’s day or birthday gift for the man in your life who seems to already have it all, this unique sign has been crafted from robust cast iron. Finished in a sleek midnight black with a contrasting white border and ‘MAN CAVE’ lettering adorning its front, this sign would look perfect fitted to the door of a shed, workshop, or room. Complete with two integral fixing holes for quick and easy installation.

    Normal Price: £10.99

    April Offer (while stocks last): 8.79 £8.79

    Product Code: UKDI1671
    Dimensions & Specification
    60mm (2.4")
    220mm (8.7")
    10mm (0.4")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  8. Product Information

    Handcrafted from robust cast iron and finished in a sleek midnight black, this quirky sign is the perfect way to add a touch of humour to any interior or exterior setting. Complete with white contrasted ‘BEWARE OF THE WIFE’ lettering adorning its front, this sign would look perfect fitted to any wall space. Complete with two integral fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £15.00

    April Offer (while stocks last): 12 £12.00

    Product Code: UKDI1349
    Dimensions & Specification
    60mm (2.4")
    220mm (8.7")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  9. Product Information

    A lovely addition to any home, this hand-painted sign has been expertly crafted from robust cast iron and is the perfect positive daily reminder. Finished in white, this sign features bold black ‘DON’T WORRY, BEE HAPPY’ lettering and a little bee motif adorning its front. Perfect for placement within a lounge, dining room, or office setting, this wall mounted design comes complete with two pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £18.00

    April Offer (while stocks last): 14.4 £14.40

    Product Code: UKDI3047
    Dimensions & Specification
    0.42kg
    180mm (7.1")
    130mm (5.1")
    10mm (0.4")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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    The perfect addition to any commercial bar or home bar setting, this stylish sign has been expertly crafted from high-quality cast iron and finished in a bold red. Complete with a black border and black ‘HAPPY HOURS BAR’ lettering adorning its framework, this arrow-shaped design would look perfect fitted to any wall or gate. Complete with three pre-drilled fixing holes for easy installation.

    Normal Price: £17.00

    April Offer (while stocks last): 13.6 £13.60

    Product Code: UKDI3046
    Made/prepared to order approximately 5-7 working days
    Dimensions & Specification
    0.62kg
    100mm (3.9")
    190mm (7.5")
    10mm (0.4")
    *All dimensions and weights are approximate.
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