Humorous & Risque Signs
This elegant collection of informative signs includes both the polite yet concise as well as the quirky and humorous. Each of the house plaques have been hand made in the highest quality materials, lending a sense of sophistication and style to your home or garden gate.
The wonderfully diverse selection ensures that passers-by or visitors are aware of private land or the presence of your pets. Our witty designs are a characterful and simply charming feature for your home, as well as making for thoughtful and amusing gifts for family and friends.
Please note, the letters and numbers on custom house sign products will arrive unassembled unless you ask for them to be fitted when you place your order.
For advice and inspiration, please see the following links:
![Cast Iron "Fanfuckintastic" Humorous Sign Cast Iron "Fanfuckintastic" Humorous Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/c/a/cast_iron_22fanfuckintastic_22_humorous_sign.jpg)
!["Happy as a pig in sh*t" Cast Iron Sign "Happy as a pig in sh*t" Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi1394.png)
!["Bulls**t Corner" Cast Iron Sign "Bulls**t Corner" Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi3138.png)
!["No Fouling" Dog Sign "No Fouling" Dog Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi1573_2_.png)
!["No Trespassing" Cast Iron Comedy Sign "No Trespassing" Cast Iron Comedy Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi3025.png)
!["Save Water Drink Beer " Cast Iron Sign "Save Water Drink Beer " Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi1348.jpg)
!["This is a small house with a big welcome" "This is a small house with a big welcome"](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi607.jpg)
!["Dogs Don"t Like You " Cast Iron Sign "Dogs Don"t Like You " Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi2924.jpg)
!["Shut The Front Door " Cast Iron Sign "Shut The Front Door " Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi731_2_.png)
![Cast Iron Sign - Never Mind The Dog, Beware of the Owner Cast Iron Sign - Never Mind The Dog, Beware of the Owner](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi1353_1_.png)
!["No Stupid People" White Cast Iron Sign "No Stupid People" White Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/u/k/ukdi3024.png)
!["Naughty Corner" Sign Created From Cast Iron "Naughty Corner" Sign Created From Cast Iron](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/beware_of_the_kids_cast_iron_sign.jpg)
![Insane Asylum - Please Enter With Caution Iron Wall Art Sign in Green with White Text Insane Asylum - Please Enter With Caution Iron Wall Art Sign in Green with White Text](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/i/n/insane_asylum_-_please_enter_with_caution_iron_wall_art_sign.jpg)
!["Please Remove Your Shoes And Don"t Take A Better Pair When You Leave" Cast Iron Sign in Black with White Text "Please Remove Your Shoes And Don"t Take A Better Pair When You Leave" Cast Iron Sign in Black with White Text](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/p/l/please_remove_your_shoes_and_don_t_take_a_better_pair_when_you_leave_cast_iron_sign_2_.jpg)
!["Man Cave" Cast Iron Sign "Man Cave" Cast Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/c/a/cast_iron_sign.jpg)
!["Beware of the Wife" Cast Iron Wall Sign "Beware of the Wife" Cast Iron Wall Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/h/u/humorous_cast_iron_wall_sign.jpg)
!["Remove Your Shoes" Cast Iron Wall Sign "Remove Your Shoes" Cast Iron Wall Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/c/a/cast_iron_wall_sign.jpg)
!["Bee Happy" Quirky Iron Sign "Bee Happy" Quirky Iron Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/bee_quirky_iron_sign.jpg)
!["Happy Hours" Red Iron Bar Sign "Happy Hours" Red Iron Bar Sign](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/r/e/red_iron_bar_sign.jpg)
!["Toilet Rules" Iron Sign in White "Toilet Rules" Iron Sign in White](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/t/o/toilet_rules_sign_in_white.jpg)
![Quirky "Ever After" Iron Sign in White Quirky "Ever After" Iron Sign in White](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/q/u/quirky_iron_sign_in_white.jpg)
![Quirky "Ever After" Iron Sign in Black Quirky "Ever After" Iron Sign in Black](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/q/u/quirky_iron_sign_in_black.jpg)
![Humorous Emblem Shaped Sign in Black Iron Humorous Emblem Shaped Sign in Black Iron](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/h/u/humorous_emblem_shaped_sign_in_black_iron.jpg)
![Humorous Interior Iron House Sign in Black Humorous Interior Iron House Sign in Black](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/h/u/humorous_sign_black.jpg)
!["Beer O"Clock" Iron Sign in White "Beer O"Clock" Iron Sign in White](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/beer_iron_sign_white.jpg)
!["Beer O"Clock" Iron Sign in Black "Beer O"Clock" Iron Sign in Black](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/beer_sign_in_black.jpg)
![Philosophical Iron Sign in White Philosophical Iron Sign in White](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/m/o/motivational_iron_sign_white.jpg)
![Philosophical Iron Sign in Black Philosophical Iron Sign in Black](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/m/o/motivational_iron_sign.jpg)
![Humorous Beer Iron Sign in White Humorous Beer Iron Sign in White](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/beer_sign_in_white.jpg)
![Humorous Beer Iron Sign in Black Humorous Beer Iron Sign in Black](https://www.blackcountrymetalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f3a424002bb3e33f9c12c185daf8c9e/b/e/beer_sign_iron.jpg)