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Witty Cast Iron Plant Pot Spike “Please Don’t Die”

£12.99 January Sale (ends soon!): £6.99 £12.99
  • Durable cast iron design
  • Stable and strong plant pot spike
  • Hand-painted finish
  • Suitable indoors or outdoors
  • Comes in a range of designs
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Delivery Information

 

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday for next day delivery on marked items. On Saturday, orders must be placed by 1pm to qualify for next day delivery. Orders that are placed after 1pm on a Saturday will be dispatched the next working day, Monday.

 

For items which are up to a shoe box in size, we do make every effort to dispatch in 48 working hours. Items which are larger are generally dispatched within 7-10 working days as finishing and packaging work may take significantly longer. Delivery by pallet to the properties curtilage edge or curb side.

 

During Christmas, we make the best efforts to dispatch all orders, including those with Free Next Day Delivery, in time, but this is not always possible. Please note, the couriers can also experience slight delays due to the large influx of deliveries at this time of year.

 

Full delivery information can be found here.

 

Returns Information

If you have changed your mind about the product, you have received and wish to return it, you have 28 days for a full refund of the product cost.

 

All items ordered from the 7th November to the 15th December, will be eligible for our extended returns policy until the end of January 2026.

 

Full returns information can be found here.





Delivery Information

 

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday for next day delivery on marked items. On Saturday, orders must be placed by 1pm to qualify for next day delivery. Orders that are placed after 1pm on a Saturday will be dispatched the next working day, Monday.

 

For items which are up to a shoe box in size, we do make every effort to dispatch in 48 working hours. Items which are larger are generally dispatched within 7-10 working days as finishing and packaging work may take significantly longer. Delivery by pallet to the properties curtilage edge or curb side.

 

During Christmas, we make the best efforts to dispatch all orders, including those with Free Next Day Delivery, in time, but this is not always possible. Please note, the couriers can also experience slight delays due to the large influx of deliveries at this time of year.

 

Full delivery information can be found here.

 

Returns Information

If you have changed your mind about the product, you have received and wish to return it, you have 28 days for a full refund of the product cost.

 

All items ordered from the 7th November to the 15th December, will be eligible for our extended returns policy until the end of January 2026.

 

Full returns information can be found here.





PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

A sign or a prayer? This witty cast iron plant pot spike with the message “Please don’t die” is a cheeky and humorous sign for the slightly less green-fingered gardener.

A blend of traditional craftsmanship and modern wit. The weatherproof design has been hand-painted to emphasise the bold lettering.

A long steel spike is attached to each sign, providing strength and stability needed to serve this plant—or the next one. A perfect gift or cheeky addition for your own collection.

DIMENSIONS & SPECIFICATION

*All dimensions and weights are approximate.
  • Height
  • Width
  • 32cm (12.6”)
  • 9cm (3.5")

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