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On Tuesday we popped into the Cadbury Garden centre where some time ago we bought a cat shaped brass door knocker. Having been nagged into almost immediate installation I cut the two plastic ‘bolts’ too short by about 2mm each. We mentioned this to Cadbury who said if we gave them our details they would ask you to send two replacements and, frankly, I thought we’d never hear again from them or from you.

Imagine our surprise when two days later (Thursday) the two replacements came in the post. That’s stunningly good service and I wanted to write and thank you for it.

You didn’t ask for any money but in gratitude I have upped my on-line donation to the Armed Forces Charity by a fiver which is now your contribution.

Thanks again for the service –

John and Barbara Haslett, Portishead
08-12-2007

Humorous Signs

These solid brass signs are really amusing, yet some have practical messages too. Some of the signs are informative, some humourous others downright risque all depending on your taste.
Made from solid brass with embossed letters
dimensions: Small - 5.3cm x 17.8cm, Large - 5.5cm x 27.8cm
All prices Include VAT at 17.5%
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BEWARE OF THE DOG HIS BITE IS WORSE THAN HIS BARK
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BEWARE OF THE DOG HIS BITE IS WORSE THAN HIS BARK

Part Number: Beaware Of The Dog His.........

"Solid Brass"
£15.26ea
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BEWARE OF THE MONGREL
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BEWARE OF THE MONGREL

Part Number: Beware Of The Mongrel

"Solid Brass"
£15.26ea
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GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED
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GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

Part Number: Guard Dog on Premises Survivors....

£15.26ea
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NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
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NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER

Part Number: Never Mind The Dog Beware Of The Owner

"Solid Brass"
£8.21ea
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BEWARE OF THE WIFE
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BEWARE OF THE WIFE

Part Number: SP512/PBL - Small

SIZE 5.3cm x 17.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£8.21ea
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BEWARE...MOTHER IN LAW

Part Number: SP513/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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SAVE WATER DRINK BEER
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SAVE WATER DRINK BEER

Part Number: SP514/PBL - Small

SIZE 5.3cm x 17.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£8.21ea
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SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND
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SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND

Part Number: SP517/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.26ea
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I USED TO BE GOOD BUT NOW I AM PERFECT
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I USED TO BE GOOD BUT NOW I AM PERFECT

Part Number: SP518/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.26ea
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GOLFERS DO IT IN BUNKERS
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GOLFERS DO IT IN BUNKERS

Part Number: SP519/PBL - Small

SIZE 5.3cm x 17.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£8.21ea
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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME
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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME

Part Number: SP520/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.26ea
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FREE BEER TOMORROW
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FREE BEER TOMORROW

Part Number: SP521/PBL - Small

SIZE 5.3cm x 17.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£8.21ea
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DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO

Part Number: SP522/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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HANDS OFF THE BARMAID
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HANDS OFF THE BARMAID

Part Number: SP525/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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THE CAPTAINS WORD IS LAW
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THE CAPTAINS WORD IS LAW

Part Number: SP526/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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WEALTH MAKES FRIENDS

Part Number: SP538/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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TACT IS SIMPLY A DELICATE FORM OF LYING

Part Number: SP539/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT

Part Number: SP540/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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GOLFERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR BALLS

Part Number: SP542/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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LOST WIFE & PIGEON REWARD FOR PIGEON

Part Number: SP543/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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LOST WIFE & DOG REWARD FOR DOG
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LOST WIFE & DOG REWARD FOR DOG

Part Number: SP544/PBL - Large

Solid brass sign
£15.26ea
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BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN
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BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN

Part Number: SP546/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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SMILE IT KEEP THE WRINKLES AWAY

Part Number: SP547/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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GOD GAVE ME PATIENCE - BUT BE QUICK

Part Number: SP548/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP AND I HAVE MY WIFES PERMISSION TO SAY SO

Part Number: SP549/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN THE TOILET UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EATEN

Part Number: SP550/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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MARRIAGES PERFORMED ARE ONLY VALID FOR THE DURATION OF THE JOURNEY

Part Number: SP551/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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FAULTS I MAY HAVE BUT BEING WRONG ISN'T ONE OF THEM

Part Number: SP552/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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WHEN THE FLOOR IS FULL PLEASE USE AN ASHTRAY

Part Number: SP553/PBL - Small

£8.21ea
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YOU'VE GOT TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

Part Number: SP555/PBL - Large

£15.26ea
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