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I just wanted to say a huge thank you for my beautiful sundial and
column. We picked them up today from your offices and they look
absolutely stunning in the garden. We would definitely recommend you
to our friends.

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Julie William, Shrewsbury
21-07-2008
Humorous Signs in solid brass

Humorous Signs

These solid brass signs are really amusing, yet some have practical messages too. Some of the signs are informative, some humourous others downright risque all depending on your taste.
These risqué brass signs are ideal for pubs and restaurants.
Made from solid brass with embossed letters
dimensions: Small - 5.3cm x 17.8cm, Large - 5.5cm x 27.8cm
All prices Include VAT at 17.5%
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BEWARE OF THE MONGREL
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BEWARE OF THE MONGREL

Part Number: Beware Of The Mongrel

"Solid Brass"
£15.31each
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GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED
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GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

Part Number: Guard Dog on Premises Survivors....

£15.31each
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nobody is perfect brass sign
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NO BODY IS PERFECT THAT’S WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERS

Part Number: No body is perfect.... Small

No body is perfect.... sign cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. This sign will give years of service indoors or out with little maintenance save a good polishing once in awhile. Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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BEWARE OF THE WIFE
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BEWARE OF THE WIFE

Part Number: SP512/PBL - Small

Cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. This sign will give years of service indoors or out with little maintenance save a good polishing once in awhile. Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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Beware of the mother in law sign
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BEWARE...MOTHER IN LAW

Part Number: SP513/PBL - Large

£15.31each
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SAVE WATER DRINK BEER
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SAVE WATER DRINK BEER

Part Number: SP514/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Save water.. sign

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND
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SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND

Part Number: SP517/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.31each
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I USED TO BE GOOD BUT NOW I AM PERFECT
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I USED TO BE GOOD BUT NOW I AM PERFECT

Part Number: SP518/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.31each
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GOLFERS DO IT IN BUNKERS
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GOLFERS DO IT IN BUNKERS

Part Number: SP519/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Golfers... sign
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME
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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME

Part Number: SP520/PBL - Large

SIZE 5.5cm x 27.8cm "SOLID BRASS"
£15.31each
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FREE BEER TOMORROW
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FREE BEER TOMORROW

Part Number: SP521/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" free beer... sign
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO
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DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO

Part Number: SP522/PBL - Large

Solid brass Dirty Old Men Need Love Too sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
£15.31each
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Hands off the bar maid sign
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HANDS OFF THE BARMAID

Part Number: SP525/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Hands off.... sign.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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the Captains word is law sign
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THE CAPTAINS WORD IS LAW

Part Number: SP526/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" The captains... sign.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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WEALTH MAKES FRIENDS
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WEALTH MAKES FRIENDS

Part Number: SP538/PBL/Large

Solid brass Wealth Makes Friends sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31each
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TACT IS SIMPLY A DELICATE FORM OF LYING
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TACT IS SIMPLY A DELICATE FORM OF LYING

Part Number: SP539/PBL/Large

Solid brass Tact Is Simply A Delicate Form Of Lying sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31each
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IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT
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IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT

Part Number: SP540/PBL/Large

Solid brass If It Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31each
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GOLFERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR BALLS
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GOLFERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR BALLS

Part Number: SP542/PBL - Large

Solid brass Golfers Never Die They Just Loose Their Balls sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31each
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LOST WIFE & PIGEON REWARD FOR PIGEON
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LOST WIFE & PIGEON REWARD FOR PIGEON

Part Number: SP543/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Lost wife... sign.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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LOST WIFE & DOG REWARD FOR DOG
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LOST WIFE & DOG REWARD FOR DOG

Part Number: SP544/PBL - Large

Solid brass sign
£15.31each
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BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN
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BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN

Part Number: SP546/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Beware of the children sign.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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SMILE IT KEEP THE WRINKLES AWAY
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SMILE IT KEEP THE WRINKLES AWAY

Part Number: SP547/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Smile... sgin.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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GOD GAVE ME PATIENCE - BUT BE QUICK
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GOD GAVE ME PATIENCE - BUT BE QUICK

Part Number: SP548/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" God... sign.
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP AND I HAVE MY WIFES PERMISSION TO SAY SO
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I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP AND I HAVE MY WIFES PERMISSION TO SAY SO

Part Number: SP549/PBL - Large

Solid brass I Am The Captain Of The Ship And I Have My Wife Permission To Say So sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
£15.31each
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PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN THE TOILET UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EATEN
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PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN THE TOILET UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EATEN

Part Number: SP550/PBL - Large

Solid brass I Am The Captain Of The Ship And I Have My Wife Permission To Say So sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
£15.31each
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MARRIAGES PERFORMED ARE ONLY VALID FOR THE DURATION OF THE JOURNEY
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MARRIAGES PERFORMED ARE ONLY VALID FOR THE DURATION OF THE JOURNEY

Part Number: SP551/PBL - Large

Solid brass Marriages Performed By The Captain... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31each
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FAULTS I MAY HAVE BUT BEING WRONG ISN’T ONE OF THEM
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FAULTS I MAY HAVE BUT BEING WRONG ISN’T ONE OF THEM

Part Number: SP552/PBL - Small

Cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99each
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WHEN THE FLOOR IS FULL PLEASE USE AN ASHTRAY
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WHEN THE FLOOR IS FULL PLEASE USE AN ASHTRAY

Part Number: SP553/PBL - Small

Cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. "SOLID BRASS"
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
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YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

Part Number: SP555/PBL - Large

£15.31each
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SPENDING CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR WEALTH
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SPENDING CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR WEALTH

Part Number: SP556/PBL - Small

"SOLID BRASS" Spending... sign
Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx.
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£11.99each
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