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Catalogue>Catalogue 2011>House Signs & Commercial Signage>Brass House Signs>

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Humorous Signs

These solid brass signs are really amusing, yet some have practical messages too. Some of the signs are informative, some humourous others downright risque all depending on your taste.
These risqué brass signs are ideal for pubs and restaurants.

Check out our Feedback from customers after buying numbers and signs
Customer Feedback

Made from solid brass with embossed letters
dimensions: Small - 2" x 6¾", Large - 2.2" x 10.9"

All prices Include VAT at 20%

BEWARE OF THE MONGREL

Part Number: Beware Of The Mongrel

"Solid Brass"

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g approx.

£12.99each

NO BODY IS PERFECT THAT’S WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERS

Part Number: No body is perfect.... Small

No body is perfect.... sign cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. This sign will give years of service indoors or out with little maintenance save a good polishing once in awhile.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws.

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g approx.

£12.99each

GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

Part Number: SP502/PBL

Solid Brass Warning Sign
"GUARD DOG ON PREMISES SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED"

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

BEWARE OF THE WIFE

Part Number: SP512/PBL

Cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black. This sign will give years of service indoors or out with little maintenance save a good polishing once in awhile. Sign is supplied with rawplugs and brass screws.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
height: 50mm (2")
depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

BEWARE OF THE MOTHER IN LAW

Part Number: SP513/PBL - Large

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

SAVE WATER DRINK BEER

Part Number: SP514/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND

Part Number: SP517/PBL - Large

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

I USED TO BE GOOD BUT NOW I AM PERFECT

Part Number: SP518/PBL - Large

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

GOLFERS DO IT IN BUNKERS

Part Number: SP519/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME

Part Number: SP520/PBL - Large

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

FREE BEER TOMORROW

Part Number: SP521/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO

Part Number: SP522/PBL - Large

Solid brass Dirty Old Men Need Love Too sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

HANDS OFF THE BARMAIDS

Part Number: SP525/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws.

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

THE CAPTAINS WORD IS LAW

Part Number: SP526/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

WEALTH MAKES FRIENDS

Part Number: SP538/PBL/Large

Solid brass Wealth Makes Friends sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

TACT IS SIMPLY A DELICATE FORM OF LYING

Part Number: SP539/PBL/Large

Solid brass Tact Is Simply A Delicate Form Of Lying sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT

Part Number: SP540/PBL/Large

Solid brass If It Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

GOLFERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR BALLS

Part Number: SP542/PBL - Large

Solid brass Golfers Never Die They Just Loose Their Balls sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

LOST WIFE & PIGEON REWARD FOR PIGEON

Part Number: SP543/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

LOST WIFE & DOG REWARD FOR DOG

Part Number: SP544/PBL - Large

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN

Part Number: SP546/PBL - Small

Solid brass Beware of the children sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

SMILE IT KEEP THE WRINKLES AWAY

Part Number: SP547/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

GOD GAVE ME PATIENCE - BUT BE QUICK

Part Number: SP548/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP AND I HAVE MY WIFES PERMISSION TO SAY SO

Part Number: SP549/PBL - Large

Solid brass I Am The Captain Of The Ship And I Have My Wife Permission To Say So sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN THE TOILET UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EATEN

Part Number: SP550/PBL - Large

Solid brass.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

MARRIAGES PERFORMED ARE ONLY VALID FOR THE DURATION OF THE JOURNEY

Part Number: SP551/PBL - Large

Solid brass Marriages Performed By The Captain... sign.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (large size)
Width: 276mm (10.9")
Height: 55mm (2.2")
Weight: 300g

£14.99each

FAULTS I MAY HAVE BUT BEING WRONG ISN’T ONE OF THEM

Part Number: SP552/PBL - Small

Cast in solid brass, highly polished face with a hand painted background in black.

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

WHEN THE FLOOR IS FULL PLEASE USE AN ASHTRAY

Part Number: SP553/PBL - Small

£12.99each

YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

Part Number: SP555/PBL

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

SPENDING CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR WEALTH

Part Number: SP556/PBL - Small

Solid brass

Supplied with raw plugs and brass screws

Dimensions: (small size)
Width: 170mm (6¾")
Height: 50mm (2")
Depth: 4.25mm (⅛")
Weight: 252g

£12.99each

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